Thursday, August 25, 2011

WHY I OUGHTA!!!

I have a Muse in my daughter. 

This is her getting steaming mad... or kissing, I'm not sure, she's learning both.


And later posing for her campaign picture.  Look to the Future - Allison Stuart!










Tuesday, August 16, 2011

Monday, August 8, 2011

Sometimes Pretty Ladies Trick me

I went to my Fourth Month Check up today.  So there I was, tellin this lady about all the new things I can do and showing off my smile, and that thing where my mom says I look so cute and I scream and giggle... paddy cook or some such...  and BLAM, this lady sticks needles in my thighs, what kind of shit is that?  I cried really hard.  She acted really nice too, my mom didn't stop her, but I got to take all my naps on mom today, so that was cool, plus I got Tylenol that tasted like ... well it tasted better than Neocate soo....

In other news, I went to the zoo with mom and dad yesterday, kind of boring, but better than a Wheelie ride around the same ol neighborhood, plus there were LOTS of babies there, they were all a fussin, and a cryin, but not me!  I really liked the big tropical fish and giant turtle, just like the ones in my Sleeping Square !

On the way home mom and dad went to get somethin they call "Go Juice" at the Starbucks store, while they were in line at the drive through, mom asked me if I "pooped my pants."  Heck yeah!  I totally did! It was a big one too, wooo!  Mom and dad were a frothin and hollerin about smellies or something like that!  That was fun!


Then I got home and had really fun Splash!   Here's some pics my dad took of my Splashy!


Tuesday, August 2, 2011

Hanson Family Reunion

and
I    
AM       
R -E-A-D-Y!

Check me out!  It's hot as a mug out there people, but I was ready for it.  I didn't start Monstering around for like 3 hours!  Then I think I got somewhat dehydrated.  That not only pissed me off, but made me have to poop.  Mom cleaned me up ok tho, so I got to sneak in an extra goodbye to my Grampa.  


The highlights?  It was the first trip in my mom and dad's new Big Kid Wheelie, I like it, it holds all my stuff, my Wheelie, my Bouncy, my blankets, my tent, and all sorts of other stuff, and mom says that it's nice that it's got leather cause it's easier to clean up after my poo and what not.  That's cool.

I got to meet lots of people that i look like, that was WEIRD!  They all wanted to touch me and make me laugh.  I held back enough, you know, didn't want to seem like some sort of over-eager weirdo baby.  I showed em some of my moves tho.  


Ok, check me out!  Don't I look awesome?  Tonight's my Neighborhood Night Out, I'm gonna get Crazy all up in ma Wheelie (weather permitting of course).  Hopefully mom will help me post some pics from that tomorrow. 

Thursday, July 28, 2011

Dear Allie

Today you grabbed my face (twice!) when I asked "where's Mama!"  How's a Monster Mom to get to work on time with all that ridiculous cleverness going on?  You're the best 15 week old Monster on the planet.  I love you.  Please try not to be mean to me in your teens.

Also, as for Yesterday (capitalized because you were so awesome yesterday) you did this:

and then you went with us to buy our new Big Stuart Wheelie Ride.  You never fussed.  You LOVE wheelie rides of all colors and types.

We get to try out our first road trip this weekend too, Dad will probably be fussier than you.  You probably will poop in your new little Stu tent. But me?  I'm happy to be taking a new trip in our new Wheelie and spending time with your dad and those Hansons!

Wednesday, July 20, 2011

Uncle Chad !!!!

My Uncle Chad and Auntie Squirrel came to visit me today!  They're not here very long, but no matter cause they brought me LOTS of new books, some are full of goofy adult lessons that I don't much understand, but mostly I like the ones about fishes!  I lovs FISHES! I like these people, maybe they'll come see me again. 

Tonight I get to meet Great Uncle Jimmy, Ali, Moki and Pia Ronnigen.  I think I might get really fussy tonight on accounts of how busy I been.

Ok, gotta go burp, monster and poop  now.  Bye everybody!