In Pursuit of Happyness

Well guess what errybody!  I'm 8 months old! I gotz ma Creemas tree up, and dem lights, dare real kool, but mostly i am likin da things hangin out under ma treez.

I had my last day at skool, and dey tol my Llama dat i'm reel smart and errybody like me.  Here me and my boyfren Lucas on my las day.  I was wizzin roun' da corner in da Super Wheelie.

I really lawk ma new Nanny Amanda, she takes me to make some Krafts an stuff, an readin time and sumtawms to da Tea Source!  She fun!

Llama say I got to maybe getz sum sort of holez in ma eerz to helpz ma hearins, but we waitin on dat, also, i got real sick and my tummy wunt lemme make poopz, so Llama give me Miralax.  She say it work real good, and i think it do, cause I get to take lots of Splashy Baths lately!

Ma dad, he teachin me to crawl, but I still get real real mad cause my hanz and feetz just won RESPEK MA ATHORITY!

Here me an Llama readin my favrite book Daisy & Pip play hide an seek, i turn ma own pages!  I sure luv bookz, hope dat fat red guy bring me lotz o dem!

Ok Errybody!  I gotta go! Hope u lawk ma video!

Overheard

I may have spoken about the fact that our little girl is on Neocate formula. I'm not sure, however, that I've discussed just how it effects our household. So, I give you "Overheard"

me:  Oh Allie!  Whoooooa!  *makes the "nose-being-burnt" gesticulation*

Oh God... Oh God, ok, I'll take her in. She totally pooped.  Oh Jesus.

Code Blue in Aisle Three!! Assist, Assist! (The Monster had pooped on Poop, it came out like soft serve icecream  from one of those Asian buffet places, um, if soft serve came in colors of forest green and smelled like the Bog of Eternal Stench).

*husband enters room flailing and trying to cover nose and mouth, gagging.

Did you empty the Diaper Genie?  Can you hold her feet, Oh God, she has it on her feet, she's eating her feet. OH MY GOD...

DID YOU EMPTY THE DIAPER GENIE? JESUS, HELP ME HERE?

The Husband:  I think I did, didn't I?  Oh crap, ok, ok, I'll change it right now.  Oh Jessie, I can't, I can't take it, I gotta get outta here.

me:   Get the bath!  Get the bath ready!

*husband frantically prepares the bathtub

After cleaning this stuff off of her arms, feet, back and nether regions, all was settled, room was disinfected (again) and the family got back to the business of Allie taming and I soon snuggled down with my freshly minted Stuart.

I Ain't Got Time to Poop

We just spent 7 days on Vacation.  Hit Maddens on Gull and Labor Day in Skonni up at the cabin.  Here's the highlights.  First big road trip in the new SV-STU.

8/26 - Arrival at Maddens...SWIMMING!

I really Love to take dips

 I was mad dat da weather weren't cooperatin

 So I decided to take a naps

Just me and my cabinz gear.  Check out my dumb sox.  I hate doze guys

  I came home to TURKs in my yard!  Mom says they're tasty, but we don't eat Mama Turkeys or babies.  That's good.

I came home and transitioned into my "Big Girl Crib."  I think it's ok, but my mom and dad's bed is comfier.  Sorry, big girl crib, despitze your sweet toys and aquarium, I like my bed softz.

9/6/11 - My first day of "school" at Jack and Jill.  Mom was crying and stuff, but what the heck?  I played all day and napped and did all the stuff dem ol' ladies tell me to there.  I'm making big impreshunz, cept, they're afraid of my poops, so I held that in some more.

Went to Grampa Stuarts house and saw my Stuart peeps.  They make me SLEEPY!  Had to sleep with Dad again, my mom ain't sleepin too well, but for me, I'm all about sawin logs these days, besides dad lets me have coverz.   

9/7/11 - Day 6 of no pooping. Mom keeps feeding me this stuff she call "tasty bears" but it is sour.  Hey, it's my 5 month birthday!  They tell me my "ajusted age" is 4 months, but that's crap, iz born 4/6 and i can do all sorts of amazing stuff.  My favorite thing to do now is watch my Goodnight Sprout shows and sing before bed.