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I wanna rock and roll all nite and party every day |
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| Iz Make holy water |
Thursday, September 22, 2011
I lika da Splashy
Friday, September 16, 2011
Overheard
I may have spoken about the fact that our little girl is on Neocate formula. I'm not sure, however, that I've discussed just how it effects our household. So, I give you "Overheard"
me: Oh Allie! Whoooooa! *makes the "nose-being-burnt" gesticulation*
Oh God... Oh God, ok, I'll take her in. She totally pooped. Oh Jesus.
Code Blue in Aisle Three!! Assist, Assist! (The Monster had pooped on Poop, it came out like soft serve icecream from one of those Asian buffet places, um, if soft serve came in colors of forest green and smelled like the Bog of Eternal Stench).
*husband enters room flailing and trying to cover nose and mouth, gagging.
Did you empty the Diaper Genie? Can you hold her feet, Oh God, she has it on her feet, she's eating her feet. OH MY GOD...
DID YOU EMPTY THE DIAPER GENIE? JESUS, HELP ME HERE?
The Husband: I think I did, didn't I? Oh crap, ok, ok, I'll change it right now. Oh Jessie, I can't, I can't take it, I gotta get outta here.
me: Get the bath! Get the bath ready!
*husband frantically prepares the bathtub
After cleaning this stuff off of her arms, feet, back and nether regions, all was settled, room was disinfected (again) and the family got back to the business of Allie taming and I soon snuggled down with my freshly minted Stuart.
me: Oh Allie! Whoooooa! *makes the "nose-being-burnt" gesticulation*
Oh God... Oh God, ok, I'll take her in. She totally pooped. Oh Jesus.
Code Blue in Aisle Three!! Assist, Assist! (The Monster had pooped on Poop, it came out like soft serve icecream from one of those Asian buffet places, um, if soft serve came in colors of forest green and smelled like the Bog of Eternal Stench).
*husband enters room flailing and trying to cover nose and mouth, gagging.
Did you empty the Diaper Genie? Can you hold her feet, Oh God, she has it on her feet, she's eating her feet. OH MY GOD...
DID YOU EMPTY THE DIAPER GENIE? JESUS, HELP ME HERE?
The Husband: I think I did, didn't I? Oh crap, ok, ok, I'll change it right now. Oh Jessie, I can't, I can't take it, I gotta get outta here.
me: Get the bath! Get the bath ready!
*husband frantically prepares the bathtub
After cleaning this stuff off of her arms, feet, back and nether regions, all was settled, room was disinfected (again) and the family got back to the business of Allie taming and I soon snuggled down with my freshly minted Stuart.
Wednesday, September 14, 2011
Tuesday, September 13, 2011
A Tale of Two Cities
Monster had a tough Saturday, not ONLY did Dad leave her and her Llama home under the weather while he went to the game, but BOTH her teams lost. Plus since then, we're still sick. Two lonely ladies facing the night with Sprout TV and Boogie Wipes.
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| Mom, I don't Feel good! |
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| GO HAWKS! |
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| Guess dem Hawks Failed, so I gotta cheer for my Fighting Rodents | ! |
Wednesday, September 7, 2011
I Ain't Got Time to Poop
We just spent 7 days on Vacation. Hit Maddens on Gull and Labor Day in Skonni up at the cabin. Here's the highlights. First big road trip in the new SV-STU.
8/26 - Arrival at Maddens...SWIMMING!
9/6/11 - My first day of "school" at Jack and Jill. Mom was crying and stuff, but what the heck? I played all day and napped and did all the stuff dem ol' ladies tell me to there. I'm making big impreshunz, cept, they're afraid of my poops, so I held that in some more.
Went to Grampa Stuarts house and saw my Stuart peeps. They make me SLEEPY! Had to sleep with Dad again, my mom ain't sleepin too well, but for me, I'm all about sawin logs these days, besides dad lets me have coverz.
9/7/11 - Day 6 of no pooping. Mom keeps feeding me this stuff she call "tasty bears" but it is sour. Hey, it's my 5 month birthday! They tell me my "ajusted age" is 4 months, but that's crap, iz born 4/6 and i can do all sorts of amazing stuff. My favorite thing to do now is watch my Goodnight Sprout shows and sing before bed.
8/26 - Arrival at Maddens...SWIMMING!
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| I really Love to take dips |
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| I was mad dat da weather weren't cooperatin |
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| So I decided to take a naps |
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| Just me and my cabinz gear. Check out my dumb sox. I hate doze guys |
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| I came home to TURKs in my yard! Mom says they're tasty, but we don't eat Mama Turkeys or babies. That's good. |
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| I came home and transitioned into my "Big Girl Crib." I think it's ok, but my mom and dad's bed is comfier. Sorry, big girl crib, despitze your sweet toys and aquarium, I like my bed softz. |
9/6/11 - My first day of "school" at Jack and Jill. Mom was crying and stuff, but what the heck? I played all day and napped and did all the stuff dem ol' ladies tell me to there. I'm making big impreshunz, cept, they're afraid of my poops, so I held that in some more.
Went to Grampa Stuarts house and saw my Stuart peeps. They make me SLEEPY! Had to sleep with Dad again, my mom ain't sleepin too well, but for me, I'm all about sawin logs these days, besides dad lets me have coverz.
9/7/11 - Day 6 of no pooping. Mom keeps feeding me this stuff she call "tasty bears" but it is sour. Hey, it's my 5 month birthday! They tell me my "ajusted age" is 4 months, but that's crap, iz born 4/6 and i can do all sorts of amazing stuff. My favorite thing to do now is watch my Goodnight Sprout shows and sing before bed.
Thursday, August 25, 2011
WHY I OUGHTA!!!
I have a Muse in my daughter.
This is her getting steaming mad... or kissing, I'm not sure, she's learning both.
And later posing for her campaign picture. Look to the Future - Allison Stuart!
This is her getting steaming mad... or kissing, I'm not sure, she's learning both.
And later posing for her campaign picture. Look to the Future - Allison Stuart!
Tuesday, August 16, 2011
Monday, August 8, 2011
Sometimes Pretty Ladies Trick me
I went to my Fourth Month Check up today. So there I was, tellin this lady about all the new things I can do and showing off my smile, and that thing where my mom says I look so cute and I scream and giggle... paddy cook or some such... and BLAM, this lady sticks needles in my thighs, what kind of shit is that? I cried really hard. She acted really nice too, my mom didn't stop her, but I got to take all my naps on mom today, so that was cool, plus I got Tylenol that tasted like ... well it tasted better than Neocate soo....
In other news, I went to the zoo with mom and dad yesterday, kind of boring, but better than a Wheelie ride around the same ol neighborhood, plus there were LOTS of babies there, they were all a fussin, and a cryin, but not me! I really liked the big tropical fish and giant turtle, just like the ones in my Sleeping Square !
On the way home mom and dad went to get somethin they call "Go Juice" at the Starbucks store, while they were in line at the drive through, mom asked me if I "pooped my pants." Heck yeah! I totally did! It was a big one too, wooo! Mom and dad were a frothin and hollerin about smellies or something like that! That was fun!
Then I got home and had really fun Splash! Here's some pics my dad took of my Splashy!
In other news, I went to the zoo with mom and dad yesterday, kind of boring, but better than a Wheelie ride around the same ol neighborhood, plus there were LOTS of babies there, they were all a fussin, and a cryin, but not me! I really liked the big tropical fish and giant turtle, just like the ones in my Sleeping Square !
On the way home mom and dad went to get somethin they call "Go Juice" at the Starbucks store, while they were in line at the drive through, mom asked me if I "pooped my pants." Heck yeah! I totally did! It was a big one too, wooo! Mom and dad were a frothin and hollerin about smellies or something like that! That was fun!
Tuesday, August 2, 2011
Hanson Family Reunion
and
I
AM
R -E-A-D-Y!
Check me out! It's hot as a mug out there people, but I was ready for it. I didn't start Monstering around for like 3 hours! Then I think I got somewhat dehydrated. That not only pissed me off, but made me have to poop. Mom cleaned me up ok tho, so I got to sneak in an extra goodbye to my Grampa.
The highlights? It was the first trip in my mom and dad's new Big Kid Wheelie, I like it, it holds all my stuff, my Wheelie, my Bouncy, my blankets, my tent, and all sorts of other stuff, and mom says that it's nice that it's got leather cause it's easier to clean up after my poo and what not. That's cool.
I got to meet lots of people that i look like, that was WEIRD! They all wanted to touch me and make me laugh. I held back enough, you know, didn't want to seem like some sort of over-eager weirdo baby. I showed em some of my moves tho.
Ok, check me out! Don't I look awesome? Tonight's my Neighborhood Night Out, I'm gonna get Crazy all up in ma Wheelie (weather permitting of course). Hopefully mom will help me post some pics from that tomorrow.
I
AM
R -E-A-D-Y!
Check me out! It's hot as a mug out there people, but I was ready for it. I didn't start Monstering around for like 3 hours! Then I think I got somewhat dehydrated. That not only pissed me off, but made me have to poop. Mom cleaned me up ok tho, so I got to sneak in an extra goodbye to my Grampa.
The highlights? It was the first trip in my mom and dad's new Big Kid Wheelie, I like it, it holds all my stuff, my Wheelie, my Bouncy, my blankets, my tent, and all sorts of other stuff, and mom says that it's nice that it's got leather cause it's easier to clean up after my poo and what not. That's cool.
I got to meet lots of people that i look like, that was WEIRD! They all wanted to touch me and make me laugh. I held back enough, you know, didn't want to seem like some sort of over-eager weirdo baby. I showed em some of my moves tho.
Ok, check me out! Don't I look awesome? Tonight's my Neighborhood Night Out, I'm gonna get Crazy all up in ma Wheelie (weather permitting of course). Hopefully mom will help me post some pics from that tomorrow.
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