BRING IT ON HOLIDAY!

Itz been real bizzy wif all dis creemas stuff.  I got lights all ober to chewz on an treez and all kinz o boxes to crawlz on.  Yup, dat's rawt, Iz crawlin!

Here ma rundown from my Mama... i lawk to call her "Maaeh."  Most da timez she reel nice to me, but deez dayz she always at my noze sayin Boogy  Boogy wif wet clofs.  I hate DAT!

Chek me out heer.   Mama was Like, "Allz, whirz ur Pantz?" and Iz all "I dunno!"  ha ha ha... silly Momz, pantz are fur loooozers!

Den on da weekenz my Cuzin Marley come by!  She were BIG!  i liked hur lotz.  Cept she kep kickin me off da sled.  She got madz cuz I took her Bear.  Shoot... everybody haz a bear anyhowz.

 And dis me slidin' with ma Auntie Dani!  I lik  her and hur hairz!

 Den Gramma an Boppa kame an put me in diz silly outfitz dat Maaeh say look like a Chrimas Court Jesser or sumfin lik dat.  But I dint kare.. I had me some reel fun!  U cant seez em, but Iz got Jin Tinglerz on ma feetz.

 But den Iz decide "Hey dis ain ma Grampa... who dis?"  I tole my Maeh lady to get me da hekz outta dare.

After all dat my 'Manda take me to meet a new fren.  She wir real nice--cep i had to show hur to respek ma athoritay!  I lawk makin new frenz.  I proteks ma frenz identiteez. 

NEGOSHIAHUNZ SKILLZ - I GOT EM

do not assimilates... mus reed dis book firs

 I think iz take it eezy today wif ma dadz.  I alredy tirred from all dis aktivitys.  Nobody givin me da Respek i desurv.

Anywayz hope u lik ma story for da week, chek ya laterz.

--Allz